Kepler:the dog

To them we are just their little baby pets, but in reality we are plotting a massive overthrow against the human race. The k-9’s have stolen a whole battalion of weapons that we will use against them. Since humans think we are super loyal to them we have used that same belief against them. (Sync the evil laughing right about now)

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH,” I yelled along with the rest of my fellow doggie,”ARE YOU READY,” “YES WE ARE ,” They replied. “THE WAR STARTS NOW!!!” “LET IT COMMENCE!”

Brad:the human

“Ummm, why are the dogs running around with toy guns and barking like mad?” “Dogs are dogs let ‘em do their thing,” Parker replied

“Why aren’t these rock sticks working,” I said. “I think their called guns,” said nerdy pants Leif. “Yea sure bud,” I thought. Just then the humans came back. “Whatever we have teeth let’s use ‘em.

Lacey:a human

“Aww my cutchie coo,” I cooed to my Pomeranian. That’s weird she’s trying to bite me. Maybe I’ll grab a muzzle from the pet store.

Pom Pom: a dog

Long story short we lost. 😞 I don’t even think they noticed that we were waging war against them.

Kepler: they are just going to have to wait for the second one 😈