WRITING OBSTACLE
Submitted by Katelyn Jane
Write a chapter of a self-help book written by the absolute worst person to receive this kind of advice from.
What kind of awful advice might be found here?
Self Help From Hell
Here are the rules to follow to lead a happy and successful life!! This is this key to peak mental health- trust me, your very qualified therapist…!!
1: do drugs, they work! The more, the merrier!
2: either join a cult or a gang! Friendship is the key to a happy life!
3: money problems? Sell your body or sell your drugs- you choose!!
4: kill your family! It’s the circle of life, after all!
5: don’t forget daily self-destruction such as: giving yourself lung cancer via cigarettes (don’t forget to put out the ciggarettes on your arm); giving yourself HIV from injecting used needles in your arm; losing all your teeth from meth; making your liver fail or giving yourself alcohol poisoning; or good old fashioned self-harm!!
The final step? Make sure to commit a grime suicide on your 27th birthday!! Growing old, turning 30? No problem if you’re dead!!
(This isnt funny haha but I felt shitty and I was feeling really horribly empatheticly depressed for some self-desctructive people I know. I like to make sad things into “jokes” if you couldn’t tell…… sorry!)
(IMPORTANT: DO NOT FOLLOW THIS ADVICE PLEASE, IT’S MEANT TO BE SARCASTIC SND SATIRE!!!!)
