(Holes (book) fanfiction cuz I have to read it for an assignment and this prompt gave me an idea for the Warden. Hope you have a great day!)

“Why are you here?” the Warden rolls her eyes at Mr. Sir and Caveman.

“Stanley says he stole a bag of sunflower seeds, though, I don’t believe him. The bag had 5 pounds of seed, there is no way in hell he could eat all of those himself,” Mr. Sir replied.

“I spilt a lot of them, you can check my hole,” Caveman replied.

“Can you grab my bag, it has a floral print and it’s just in the other room,” she asked Caveman.

Caveman did as she asked and handed her the bag.

“This nail polish is made with snake venom. It is completely harmless when dry, but when wet…” the Warden trailed off while painting her nails.

She lightly grazed Caveman’s skin with her not-yet-dry nails.

Out of nowhere, she swung her hand at Mr. Sir, digging her nails into his cheek.

It took a few seconds for the pain to kick in.

“DAMN, WHAT THE HELL?” Mr. Sir screamed.

“Next time, don’t bother me with your nonsense,” the Warden said as Mr. Sir fell to the floor clutching his face and whining. “You can go now, you’re hole isn’t going to dig itself.”

Caveman was too shocked to speak, instead he left the Warden’s office.

“Gosh,” the Warden looked at the blood pooling under Mr. Sir’s cheek. “I have to stop getting blood all over these hardwood floors!” She sighed.