Pls don’t judge me this took like five minutes to write XD

“You’re so stupid you asked me what color the White House is.”

“Well _you’re_ just stupid!”

“That insult was about as creative as your fashion sense.”

_”Excuse me?”_

“Yes, please leave.”

“W-what?”

“You said excuse me. “You’re excused.”

“You have some nerve. Why don’t you just be patient and wait in line like everyone else?”

“I have about as much patience as you have friends.”

“_What_ did you just say?”

“Are you deaf too?”

“DONT YOU EVER TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!”

“I’d be glad to never talk to you again.”

“Stop it! You’re making me angry!”

“Stop raising your voice, you sound like a teapot.”

“I’m leaving!”

“Bye!”