Writing Prompt

Finding a way into tricky situations has never been a problem for me - although I still haven’t learned the art of getting out of them. I realised this just too late when I found myself looking at the wrong guy in the wrong place. I just went to the gas station to fill up my car, when I realised my bladder was about to explode. This is a normal experience for me, since I drink 4 cups of coffee a d...

Finding a way into tricky situations has never been a problem for me— although I still hadn’t learned the art of getting out of them.

“The police will be coming soon,” the art museum security guard said to me, and I glowered from the chair I was shoved in after being tackled and handcuffed. Quite rudely, might I add.

I tried my restraints. They did not yield for me, which was really a shame.

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I sat with my lighter in my hand flickering it on and off, then on and off again. Other then my lighter flicking, the room was dark and dusty.

The phone on the bedside table buzzed, lighting up and showing the name

“Mark Heisenberg, FBI”

This was, unfortunately, a more of a normal call then non. Mark had helped me get my name out of several cases and made sure I kept my job. ...

Finding a way into tricky situations has never been a problem for me - although I still haven’t learned the art of getting out of them. And here I am again. Right in the middle of a tricky situation.

My clothes are sticking to my body - not because of cold sweat.

Water has entered the small room.

It's already getting to my hips.

Another half hour at most and then it would be over. Then it woul...

Finding a way into tricky situations has never been a problem for me - although I still haven’t learned the art of getting out of them. Here I am, on a Friday evening, sitting on a tree branch and staring rather stupidly at the bedroom window of one of my friends with benefits.

I’d rather be at the pub downing an ale, but my dumb self had to lose something kind of embarassing in that room. And fo...

Finding a way into a tricky situation has never been a problem for me - although I still haven’t learned the art of getting out of them.

Don’t get me wrong - it’s always an adventure and never boring… the issue is the amount of danger it could bring onto myself, other people, living creatures or the planet. Doesn’t matter how whole or alive any of us might be anyway, it’s still a huge responsibil...

I’ve had a bad luck streak for a few years. And by a few years, I mean 21 consecutive years where I’ve been thrown shit balls. Just recently, I’ve failed Chemistry. For the second time. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Seriously? You failed the same class twice.” Yes. Oh and last march I backed into a car and the woman committed insurance fraud, which increased by car insurance to a diabolical a...

Finding a way into tricky situations has never been a problem for me - although i still haven’t learned the art of getting out of them. So now i was sitting in a cell in the castle dungeon and awaiting someone to bring me before their royal snobiness’s. I suppose getting caught was always a risk for me, i’m not exactly subtle. But i’ve usually been able to buy or force my way out. Still, I’ve been...

Mom used to read us a book about a sticky kid. Everything the kid touched stuck, and eventually the kid couldn’t move because too many things stuck. That’s kind of how I feel, stuck in the backseat. I feel like I can’t move. The front seat is SO much better. You can see everything up there. You get fresh air from the vents, and you can control the radio. The back seat is for suckers. Speaking of s...

Finding a way into tricky situations has never been a problem for me - although I still haven’t learned the art of getting out of them. This by far is the most tricky situation I have ever found myself in. Let me explain.

I pull back the bow string and align my shot. I’m about to release and let the arrow fly towards the target when my mothers voice from behind me makes me flinch. I miss. I curse...