“I’m sorry to tell you, Mr. Reid, but your sperm count was exceedingly low.”

The news, however unsettling, is no surprise to me. I’ve taken on a few sketchy jobs over the past year - a pursuit of a criminal at a nuclear power plant in Bever Valley, a rescue mission at an active volcano in Hawaii, and a high speed chase through a chemical waste facility. I’m surprised I even have any swimmers afte...