“Go fish.”

“Motherfucker this is poker-“

“Damn it, I thought we do doing Texas hold ‘em-“

“I still wanna play Mafia-“

“Nobody wants to play Mafia, Terry-“

“I could go for a game of Mafia-“

“Then go play with Terry in another damn room, Anthony! We’re playing poker-“

“We’re playing Texas hold ‘em-“

“Goddamn it- NO WE ARE FUCKING NOT PLAYING TEXAS HOLD ‘EM YOU YEE YEE ASS MOTHERFUCKER-“

“OH...

Margaret had been meaning to get a new prescription for some time now, but still the misunderstanding is really not her fault. Anyone with her eyesight would believe a little sweet thing like Maximus to be a dog when faced with them.

How was she to know that she was petting a piece of darkness incarnate?

Okay, _sure. _The little guy introduced him- apologies, themself as Magnum Tenebrosum, but ...

“The whole secret lies in confusing the enemy so that he cannot fathom our real intent”

-Sun Tzu

Before you ask, yes, the rumors are true. That is exactly what he brought into the hunger games and it may have just given this talentless kid a chance to survive this thing…

His item of choice? A bright pink suction cup dildo.

No one beli...

“Your time is up. Better run!”

“Sure, grandma, let’s get you to bed.” Ellie murmurs softly as she helps the older woman walk back to the porch....

_I can’t stand crab._

_Genuinely, why is it ALWAYS crab!? I have a dozen traps on every corner of this time island and yet all I ever get is crab._

Erin flips off a plane as it goes by, his days of finding logs and dragging them to make large a SOS (or three) are long gone. He hadn’t seen this island when he flew over, hadn’t even known there was an island here. It’s not on maps- not that that...

The sun is starting to fall from view behind the tree line ahead, encasing the already much too difficult pursuit in which she’s found herself in darkness. Water rushes quickly on both sides, soaking her sleeves as she desperately tries to paddle her way through the current that threatens to take her under before the sun can set-

This, is Gabriela. And you may be wondering how she ended up in thi...

It wasn’t everyday Grace found herself on a date, let alone a blind date. She was told that it wasn’t someone she already knew. She was _promised_ that it wasn’t someone she already knew.. and yet here she is, awkwardly fiddling with a napkin as she tries not to make eye contact with her boss who just walked through the door as all the blood drains from her face.

_Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap-_

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_Dear diary,_

I have no idea how the hell I got here. Gonna be honest, not a big fan, but- gonna be even more honest- I could be somewhere worse. At least here I get some… what seems to be clean air and a nice breather from my usual routine.

Sincerely,

The guy who decided walking under a weirdly shaped tree was a good idea.

_Dear diary,_

Okay, maybe this is a little less okay than previously...

_I prayed this was one of my smaller mistakes._

Daniel had that thought pop to his mind as he found himself looking down the barrel of a shotgun, hands raised in a show of surrender but the woman doesn’t lower her weapon nor does she take her finger off the trigger-

“What are you doing in my house?” She says calmly, her eyes narrowed as she looks over his no doubt terrified expression.

“I-I did...

Thyme couldn’t tell you how he got here- hell, he couldn’t tell you why either, and yet here he is. It’s funny just how easy it is to find yourself back somewhere familiar, even without meaning to, and today is no different. Here he is. Standing before his childhood home as the flames rise to the upper floors and spread through the halls, as happy with the dusty carpets and tattered curtains as it...