I mopped the kitchen, dodging inter dimensional monster appendages. I swung my mop and hit a tentacle and the portal disappeared. I kept mopping and swinging the mop. It’s gonna be a long day....

I wiped off the page of a grimoire I found on a podium. Why am I in the library at the ass crack of dawn sure beats me. But whatever, time to take a look inside this bad boy. I grabbed it and sat at a table, “let’s see here…” I opened it and traced my finger under the words. “Yada, yada, magical creatures, what about superpowered beings?” I muttered under my breath, my fingers swiftly turning the ...

My cat’s homemade toy, quite the cute little mouse.

She plays with it daily around the house.

Making the toy let out squeaks like it’s alive.

She plays with it till five....

“Hear me out-“ “No.” “but I can-“ “NO.” I crossed my arms, “You didn’t let me finish.” Jade shook her head, “we don’t need you to.” “Well damn…But I can fix him, I really can!” Ruby shook her head, looking down at the floor. “Yeah, we’ve heard you say it before but you can’t, no one can.” “Come on, that’s not true, I’m sure I can fix him.” “How many times are you going to try? He’s a literal evil ...

Look at him, his overly charming smile. Ugh, it makes me sick, why does he have to be so nice?! There has to be something positively vile under there, I just know it! I can’t stand the way he keeps his hair combed, why does he have this kind of perfection? There’s no way this isn’t a facade, no one can be this perfect and kind! There’s no way! He has to be able to slip up once and a while, right? ...

“How do you know the deceased?” “Well, here’s the thing…” in reality, I knew this girl from color guard, she was my friend. Her name was Elle and she was pretty damn good at what she does. “I knew her from marching band.” “Marching band, huh?” “Yeah, she was my friend. She was in the color guard.” “And why should I believe that?” “Because my friend just died, jackass.” I said as calmly as I could,...