Embarrassing things, I’ve done a lot. More than I can count.
**“Juliette Gordon Low will be on the penny.” My mom said.**
**“But she’s dead.” I said, “She can’t stand on a penny!” **
Embarrassing things, I’ve done a lot. More than I can count.
**“Hand me the mayo please.” My mom had said.**
**I handed her the mustard and said, “I almost gave you the mayo.” **
Embarrassing things, I’ve don...