Embarrassing things, I’ve done a lot. More than I can count.
“Juliette Gordon Low will be on the penny.” My mom said.
“But she’s dead.” I said, “She can’t stand on a penny!”
Embarrassing things, I’ve done a lot. More than I can count.
“Hand me the mayo please.” My mom had said.
I handed her the mustard and said, “I almost gave you the mayo.”
Embarrassing things, I’ve don...