In the country I live in, it’s illegal to show any kind of joy. Smiling, laughing, joking, excitement, they're all illegal; a hanging offense.
Why? Because King Hagrid is our King. In other countries, people whisper about us. Everyone is afraid of King Hagrid.
My friend Lars, who likes to make up or repeat stories, told me that the king has lived for over seven hundred years and every year, h...