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J. Bugsworth

22
Writings
5
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J. Bugsworth

22
Writings
5
Followers
2
Following
Big Whoop Nerd

J. Bugsworth

2 min read

Im ashamed to admit….im a janitor. I smoked a shit load of weed in highschool and failed every class….4 times….even gym….even guitar. I worked at a womens shelter and these broads were mean as hell and strong to boot. One day my boss says to me, he says “cut the fuckin grass retard!” So i hop on the lawnmower and get down to business. Everythings goin pretty dope until i fuckin drive into the koi...

Adventure

Science fiction

Mans Best End

J. Bugsworth

3 min read

Bedtime was 10 pm. It had always been 10 pm. Like manu, i am a creature of habit, at 9 pm I would slip into my pajamas, let my dog Shadow out, make a p b and j sandwich and lay in bed listening to podcasts until i drifted off. Until last night when something strange happened. I had gotten a new job, working 7 a m till 4 p m driving forklift at the warehouse a couple blocks over. My body was adjust...

Horror

Mystery

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Dont Judge A Book By Its Boom

J. Bugsworth

1 min read

I needed a job bad, i needed smackers. I fired up microsoft word and opened my resume. I changed my name to Elon Musk and edited my job experience to say i had been a nurse for 600 years and that i single handedly cured the bubonic plague. I said my hobbies included saving the world and inventing new medicines and occasionally fist fighting germs. A local nursing home was thrilled to have Elon Mus...

Romance

Adventure

Does God Hide In Heaven Cause Hes Afraid

J. Bugsworth

2 min read

“Alright class this exam will be worth 30% of your final mark, i advise you all to take your time and do your best” i felt kid cum drip down my balls and out my louis vitton skirt. “Begin now” I immediately heard whispers amongst the students. “Guys something fucked just happened, Mr. Clark just held a gun to my head and demanded i creampied him” i was intrigued by what i heard so i let the conver...

Crime

Horror

James

J. Bugsworth

7 min read

The raindrops had declared war on the tin roof. As if I needed any help stayin awake. I reached into the darkness till I felt the chain on my bedside lamp and pulled. “Christ thats fuckin bright” I thought to myself as I squinted and gave my eyes a minute to adjust to the light. My pupils finally focused enough for me to read the crooked clock on the wall. 4:37 AM, “guess I’m the early bird toda...

Me, Friend Brother And Poison

J. Bugsworth

1 min read

I am poison. I am plague. I am a virus killing all that I touch. I am darkness. I am filth. I am all that I hate. I am putrid. I am sickness. I am the destroyer of hope. I am temptation. I am decadence. I am weakness parading as strength. I am despair. I am pain. I am the hand that holds you back. I am dead. I am black. I am a parasite that steals. I am ruin. I am empty. I am an enemy of life. I a...

Poetry

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Mommy’s Little Secret.

J. Bugsworth

2 min read

I was tired of being lonely. I always thought that online dating was only for losers and desperate nerds, but I had nothin to lose so I decided that today was the day I would give it a try. I decided I wasn’t going to use the popular apps, like tinder or bumble cause I was worried that one of my classmates might see my profile and everyone would cyber bully me. My best friend Ralph got cyber bulli...

Romance

Jimmy The Wolf

J. Bugsworth

14 min read

I took one last long drag, ashed the cigarette on the underside of my boot. I had promised myself I wasn’t gonna come here anymore….but here I am. Big Tony’s Tap and Grill. A cesspool in the cities underbelly. I had questions and Buig Tony had answers. I stumbled through the doorway, tripped on my own feet like a schmuk. I was hoping to enter the joint discreetly but I smacked my forehead off the ...

All Alone With The Devil

J. Bugsworth

3 min read

I had finally finished wiring the solar panels on the roof of my log cabin and my home was officially 100% self sustainable. I grew vegetables in the garden and fished in the nearby creek for protein. I occasionally ate my own feces just to keep my immune system on its toes. The sun set atop the hills to the east which defied science. I was proud of my work and I celebrated by putting my feet up o...

“How Hard Can It Be?”

J. Bugsworth

2 min read

My first day was flying by. I couldn’t believe it was already noon! I was the new hire at Patrick’s Pet Spa, where my duties including giving all haircuts and baths to some of the cutest little dogs and cats I had ever seen. Although I didn’t have any experience in this field I was confident I would excel here. I was now halfway through my first day and I already felt like I had gotten the hang of...

Thriller