Nothing and no one here is sacred, safe, or sane.
Which is weird, since this is a Nunnery. Of course, I could understand such a place not being safe or sane, you know, with all the active religious trauma going on. Of any place, like, ever, shouldn't the home of nuns be the most sacred place???
So anyway, there I was, a humble pizza boy, at the front door of Saint Mary's of Matriarch Catholic So...