"I think Santa Claus is definitely real."
"Think again, skippy. What are you, 9?"
"Well then I'm sure the Tooth Fairy is true."
"Are you sure you're not a child in a man's body?"
"If you insist. Well if the Elf on the Shelf isn't real, then I don't know what to do."
"Have fun doing nothing. You still honestly believe in that childish stuff?"
"And Ojija boards and ghosts and TikToks and lucky ...