Oh, glorious trio of domestic delight,
How you fill our days with your _endless_ might.
Cats, so noble, with claws of disdain,
Gracing us with glares that could stop a train.
Dear dogs, the “man’s best friend,” you proclaim,
Drooling on furniture—such a noble aim.
Your loyalty is touching, yes, it’s true,
But must you eat garbage? Oh, the gourmet you!
And mice, oh mice, the uninvited guest,
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