“Yeah, I’m trying, move out of the way so I can blow his head off with my sniper rifle. Ohhh, take that you Russian terrorist piece of sh”

“HENRY!”

Startled by his mother’s presence, Henry pulls off his headset to apologize for cussing. “Sorry mom, these Russian commies keep coming and coming. Just trying to keep America safe.”

“That’s nice dear. Listen, there’s something I want to talk to y...

To come home early and hear this muffled commotion coming from our bedroom was jarring. I didn’t want to allow my mind to go to that bad place, but how could I not as I inched my way closer and closer to the door, listening to a familiar deep voice presumably tantalizing my wife with his smooth playboy manner. Trembling, as I’m seconds from confirming my worst fear, I swing the door wide open and ...

There is no doom scrolling, no app delivery services, and certainly no influencers of any kind. No extremely left, extremely right, or extremely annoying shall enter. There is no rushed pace, nowhere to be, and not a cloud in the sky. Anything that deteriorates our brains and bodies will not be allowed access (cancer, genetically engineered food, Bachelor In Paradise). Religion is a bad word. Dres...