This satirical poem will show you the way,
To craft your grand story in just half a day.
First, toss all your plot in a blender with jam,
Add sparkly old socks and a wig from a ham.
Do not, and I say this with utmost control,
Allow any E in your poem or scroll.
It’s far too much liked—it’s unfair, it’s absurd!
So banish that letter, that overused word.
All protagonists must be a yak or a ghost,
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