Give me a slice of turkey.

"Okay."

Cool.

"May I have a slice of ham?"

You're a meat-eater? How dare you. It's so cruel of you to eat all those innocent, living beings.

"Okay."

Give me another slice of turkey.

"Okay."

Cool.

"How come you're a meat-eater?"

Don't judge people for their lifestyles.

"Okay."

Give me another slice of turkey.

"Well, this is my last one."

Really? Haven't you had enough turkey already?

"I'm pretty sure you took most of it"

Tsk Tsk. Greedy man.

"Fine."

Wanting to eat as many little creatures as possible, I see.

"I said "Fine.""