One time I was in my house checking through TikTok while hibernating and sitting on my ass while having tissues laying over the floor after my Snapchat Bf broke up with me.

I decided to order some Chinese takeout so I went over to DoorDash, i open the app and picked Chinese at the restaurant sections, I open up Panda Express and ordered my usual favorites like “Honey walnut shrimp, Orange Chicken, Potstickers, Crab Rangoons and a drink because my big back hungry ass is hungry.

I placed my order as delivery and just layed down on my ass calling my mom through the phone right next to me.

(100 years later)

I am now a skeleton waiting for my order waiting to desinagrate from existence until my dasher knocked the door, I open the door and quickly hugged the dasher whose also a skeleton, his name is Dennis, he handed me the food and went to his car without saying anything.

I tried to smile but realized I’m a skeleton so I can’t smile because my flesh has rotten so I just use my mind that’s still in my skull to think I’m smiling and my now boney ass went back to the house and the last thing I remember is taking a bite and the food fell through my rib cage.