A witch named Haggis lived in a shack at the edge of a haunted forest—a very haunted forest—away from the rest of the nearby village.

There was a witch and her pet monster named Crig. The monster was a strange orange creature with big round eyes, four stubby little legs, and a curled tail. The thing was shaped like a pig but had the personality of a dog. Frankly, the creature was adorable.

The witch stirred her disgusting concoction as the creature listened intently with its floppy ears.

“Oh, and a dash of fairy blood!” She cackled evilly.

The creature ran away and came back with a jar on it’s back and it barked happily, wagging like a tiny dog would.

“Thank you darling…” She gracefully took the jar and began stirring once more. Cinematically, a ghastly phantom arose front the ooze and gave them a unpleasant look.

The witch gasped at the ghost in excitement and the monster just stupidly rolled over.