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Well, we’ve reached the end of this wonderful journey together. And what have we learned? Something simple yet life-changing: it’s all in your mind. Yes, I’m serious. Those neurons of yours, firing and rewiring like Christmas lights, are the ones deciding whether you’ll be successful, happy, or just unlucky. You believe me, right?

Throughout these pages, I’ve hammered home one simple truth that should already be engraved in your brain: if you believe you’ll be famous, you will be. Of course, only if you do exactly as I say, because just belief doesn’t pay the bills, you know? If you’re still in bed at 10 a.m., not having moved a single muscle, don’t blame the universe or your “anxiety”.

Stop with the excuses. Poverty, crises, bad decisions—they’re all just stories you tell yourself. In this chapter, I want to give you the ultimate tool, the one that will change your life forever. Are you ready?

**The Solution to All Your Problems**

First, stop looking for scapegoats. The government isn’t the problem, nor is inflation, nor that mysterious “gut humidity” you keep complaining about. The real obstacle is you. And the solution is me, because, fortunately, I have exactly what you need.

Step 1: Buy my star course: “Poor Because You Want to Be.” Available soon on any bookstore near you.

You will also gain access to my wisdom-packed videos.

A PDF filled with inspiring quotes you can use to impress your friends.

An initial call with me, where I’ll probably tell you the same things you’ve already read here, but in a more inspirational tone.

Step 2: Join my amazing business opportunity. For just 300 more dollars, you’ll be part of a revolutionary project that will let you make money while you sleep. Because honestly, who needs a real job when you can invest in something you don’t understand?

**The Big Leap of Faith**

Now, I know some of you are thinking, “But how do I know this works?” Let me tell you, there are thousands of testimonials. The important thing is that you believe in me and my method.

And hey, if you’ve made it this far, you must be doing something right, huh? Congratulations on buying this book. That was your first big step. Now, keep investing. Remember, the universe rewards the brave… and those who buy my stuff.

For now, meditate on this: it’s all in your mind. Literally.

Don’t forget: being poor is a choice, and you don’t want to be poor… right?