“You know what I’m done,” she said with resolve, “I’m done with you and this crappy obsession.” “When was the last time you ate at Burger King or McDonald’s?” “Or even someplace like Olive Garden?” “Oh that’s easy.” “I- uh -“ “Yeah that’s right you have been sitting there eating out at those places that charge you, like 200 bucks for a mid pepperoni pizza.” “And along with eating that pizza you sit on your butt all day and eat up my hard earned cash.” “If you eat out once a week for a year for 200 bucks, how much would that be?” *pulls out calculator* “that’s over 10000 smackers a year you’re spending on fancy food!” If you’d gone to McDonald’s and gotten a 5 dollar meal, do you know the difference!” *pulls out calculator again* “that’s freaking less than 300 bucks!” “I didn’t think about that.”

She smiles softly. “You don’t think about anything.” “Does that mean you forgive me?” “No you’re still paying me every penny”