I’m an elf, I believe these magical beings called hu-mans are dangerous to plants, they will run around on two legs and “hop” on the plants, which make them fade of color and droop, they laugh and laugh at the poor flower, the humans are weird.

Earth: day 18, 4089, Autumn

The humans like to drink weird stuff called coffee in the morning instead of being angry they woke up. The coffee has black stuff in it and they like to either make it themselves or drive in a car, a car is a machine that they go in and it moves for them because they don’t want to walk. The little ones play with toys, because they don’t want to go outside. They live in a house, they buy houses with green paper stuff. They live in a house because they don’t want to make their own. And put on deodorant because they are stinky, and girls wear purfume because they smell sweaty and gross.

Earth, day 18 4049, autumn

The humans won the battle and we must leave, but I will see you next time you must believe, my magic is faded as you must see but when I see earth again, monsters will already have raided