I’m tired, but what if Aubrey Plaza shows?

Slim chance she would enter a punk venue;

a DIY in Portland, Maine. Who knows?

Shit…I’ve seen stranger things on the menu.

First band set is over, still no Aubrey.

Yawning, but what if I leave and she comes?

Stay. One more song. Self-respect robbery.

Another song over. Hurt burns. Need Tums.

I might as well stay until it’s over;

I am sure they saved the best band for last.

What if they cover “Crimson and Clover?”

No Aubrey, but that song would be a blast.

I will save the regret for tomorrow

in exchange for missing tonight’s sorrow.