WRITING OBSTACLE
Submitted by Katelyn Jane
Write a chapter of a self-help book written by the absolute worst person to receive this kind of advice from.
What kind of awful advice might be found here?
bloody nose
‘It is quite unfortunate that this generation of young men and women seem to be completely unable to control their temper.
It seems as if the moment they see something that ticks them off they cannot control themselves and go ballistic.
To quote Aaron Burr from the hit musical Hamilton, as someone who has faced such vexing circumstances in my career before, it is always important to hold your cards to your chest, never letting anyone know what you think of them. This way you are fundamentally helping yourselves create more friends rather than enemies.
After all, you do not want to be the one ending up with a bloody nose.’
_Excerpts from the hit self help book _**_Idiot Sandwich_**_ by _**_Gordon Ramsay_**