I met this pretty girl

Thought “lets see where this thing goes”

She looked like she could hurl

“A booger’s hanging from your nose”

She a look of doom

And wouldn’t look me in the eye

When i went to the bathroom

I guess I didn’t zip my fly

It almost made her sob

And ruined her whole day

When i said I have no job

And she would have to pay

When the day just started

To seem like we would blend

I sat at the table and farted

It caused the date to end

If you want to have some fun

And go out on a blind date

Be prepared for her to run

If it doesn’t go too great