It was love at first sight

Or so I thought

It should’ve activated fight or flight

I didn’t do what I ought

With her blood on my hands

Thinking I was the only one

But I can easily see where you stand

And you had just as much fun

Sure I’m not entirely innocent

And I shouldn’t have played the game

But you also put in your two cents

You and I are guilty just the same

I wish I saw it sooner

As nothing more than a trick

Giess I’m just a late bloomer

And you’re the blood-sucking tick

I was Sidney and you were Billy

And I wish it was never that

You made me feel all sweet and silly

Turns out you were a muderous rat

It only it were so simple

To wipe you from my brain

Because you never gave me a thimble

And I can’t stop the pain

But then I saw your face

And you looked so miserable

Things finally took a change of pace

And I was out of trouble

I can’t believe I fell for you

And let you drive me insane

But what’s the worst you could do

Especially now that I’m in your brain

You’re obsessed with me

Stalking every social media

And it feels me with glee

Like the first time I saw Acadia

Poor little you

With your stupid hats

And your ugly new do

You and your girl are a bunch of brats

Don’t ask me how I’m doing

I’m better than ever before

Know that I’m in the bleachers booing

So take your bags and fet out my door