POEM STARTER
Write a poem based on a classic children's story.
You don't have to recount the story, but try to draw ideas or themes from it. It doesn't have to be based on a fairytale; it could be a Disney story, a myth, or even a traditional family tale.
Little Red
Young, naive, and barely eighteen,
Little Red trends on the OnlyFans scene.
She’s in her bed only dressed in her hood,
And for nine ninety-nine, she is up to no good.
“Forget the size of my teeth, eyes, and ears,
_This_ is all the better to rail you my dear!”
“My how big you are downstairs Mr Robin,
You’re hung like a wolf and I see it is throbbin’.”
The man’s wearing green, a bulge in his tights.
He seems like the type that would always do right,
Gives it out rich, far from a little John,
Before the good stuff, it fades and is gone.
The sample has got me considering this,
After all I went to school with that Miss.
I suddenly pay — didn’t think that I would,
To exclusively see Little Red riding Hood.