POEM STARTER

Write a poem based on a classic children's story.

You don't have to recount the story, but try to draw ideas or themes from it. It doesn't have to be based on a fairytale; it could be a Disney story, a myth, or even a traditional family tale.

Little Red

Young, naive, and barely eighteen,

Little Red trends on the OnlyFans scene.

She’s in her bed only dressed in her hood,

And for nine ninety-nine, she is up to no good.


“Forget the size of my teeth, eyes, and ears,

_This_ is all the better to rail you my dear!”

“My how big you are downstairs Mr Robin,

You’re hung like a wolf and I see it is throbbin’.”


The man’s wearing green, a bulge in his tights.

He seems like the type that would always do right,

Gives it out rich, far from a little John,

Before the good stuff, it fades and is gone.


The sample has got me considering this,

After all I went to school with that Miss.

I suddenly pay — didn’t think that I would,

To exclusively see Little Red riding Hood.

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