POEM STARTER

Write a poem based on a classic children's story.

You don't have to recount the story, but try to draw ideas or themes from it. It doesn't have to be based on a fairytale; it could be a Disney story, a myth, or even a traditional family tale.

Little Red

CONTENT WARNING: Sexual Themes


Young, naive, and barely eighteen,

Little Red trends on the OnlyFans scene.

She’s in her bed only dressed in her hood,

And for nine ninety-nine, she is up to no good.


“Forget the size of my teeth, eyes, and ears,

This is all the better to rail you my dear!”

“My how big you are downstairs Mr Robin,

You’re hung like a wolf and I see it is throbbin’.”


The man’s wearing green, a bulge in his tights.

He seems like the type that would always do right,

Gives it out rich, far from a little John,

Before the good stuff, it fades and is gone.


The sample has got me considering this,

After all I went to school with that Miss.

I suddenly pay — didn’t think that I would,

To exclusively see Little Red riding Hood.

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