oh,

someone save me!

the pain!

the agony!

why did i do

such a deadly thing?

but the temptation!-

it was far to great…

my will to live:

too small.

oh how i wish

self control

was in my favor

on this treacherous night!

for i have been slain,

by my one true foe,

ice cream!

it truly gave

the final blow!