“Safe or chance? Maybe or absolutely? I think there’s a clear choice here Adele.”

“But isn’t chance fun, I mean, when else would she be able to be with the dream girl!! But Chris, Chris will always be here, he’ll be here even if Tess doesn’t like you,” Mary says, “you should take your shot, Chris will still be here if she says no.”

“Mary, she’s been pining over Chris since the sixth grade!! They’ve been so close to getting together for years now, and now you’re saying she should dump him for some girl she met three days ago?!”

“No, Kendra. I’m saying she should test the waters with her dream girl, of whom she has been imagining since fifth grade, and if it doesn’t work out Chris will still be here! Tess is an exchange student from IRELAND! She’ll be gone before we know it, and she’s literally perfect! Cute hair, green eyes, amazing accent—“

“Okay it sounds like you want to date her now. And Chris is pretty cute too! Maybe not exactly dream girl cute, but he makes up for it in smarts, and charisma, and his violin skills? Can Tess play the violin?”

“I don’t think so? She can sing though, and singing is way more romantic.”

“Nu-uh.”

“Ya-huh.”

“Nu-uh.”

“Ya-huh.”

“Nu—“

“Girls please!!” Adele shouts, “This is getting out of hand. And although I appreciate yall helping me weigh my options, I already know what I’m going to do.”

“What?” Kendra and Mary say in unison.

“The only logical solution!”

“Which is?” Says Kendra.

“The one where I get the best of both worlds!”

“Which means??” Says Mary.

“I’ll—