Everyone gathered to watch the fight. On tv’s in pubs across the country, on mates sofas, in schools.

It was supposed to be the biggest, most exciting fight of all time.

They squared up. The fight started. A few unimportant blows passed, but barely twenty seconds in, KO.

Successful, built like the hulk, scowling, he made his way home.

Unlocked the door.

“Here kitty kitty.”