Hello?

Who’s there?

I’m just a confused man in underwear

Getting out of some freezer, a typical bro

I don’t know where I am

I don’t know how things are now

All I know is that I wanted to sleep, got in here-BAM!

I got stuck, unconscious, frozen until now

As I walk around in this lab

Seeing all this new stuff layed out before me

All I can think of, all I can see

Is just a dab

A dab of all this futuristic stuff

How our society has changed, has gone through

From having such ridiculous fluff

To having many marvelous things to do

As I walk around this place

As I see all the extraordinary tech

It puts a big smile on my face

As I happily walk on this once deck

I keep walking out of wonder and awe

Until a worker walked right in here

Seeing me a guy from so long ago, down went her jaw

Acting like a scared, spaced-out deer

She said,”How is someone like you here?”

I stood there, not knowing what to say or do, this old bro

Who, before speaking, had some fear

Ultimately, got out his hand, raised it, saying “Hello?”