_April 3rd, 2082_

In this dystopian world, everyone is SO obsessed with anti-aging that they’re starting to make EVERYTHING “anti-aging”. Soaps, foods, drinks, makeup, clothes, EVERYTHING! Only a few brands aren’t anti-aging, like _Oldies_ and _Sir Grey’s_. But those brands aren’t even popular. Apparently, the workers there all look like those grandmas and grandpas from the olden days in 2020-2025! They have grey hair and sooo many wrinkles! It’s so weird! My grandma has beautiful, long, brown hair and her skin is SO clear!! And her style? Gorgeous! In the past they’d probably say she “slays” or that she’s a “diva”. What do those words even mean? My grandma’s the one that told me about that “gen alpha slang” stuff. Apparently they said these weird things like “skibidi toilet” and “rizz” and just a bunch of weird things like that. I’m so glad I wasn’t born back then! I’d rather not live in those times when they had almost ZERO anti-aging stuff.