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Write a scene where a character confesses their (unreturned) love for another.

Chimp In Baked Beans Weird

It was so weird. Like out of this planet, chimp in baked beans, weird. I was just walking to class before fourth period with some of my friends and this guy I’ve never seen before just stopped me in my tracks. And I knew everyone in this school from first name to what they ate for breakfast that day. Not to mention, we’ve all been going to school together since like, birth. But this guy just shows up, right, and he’s pretty cute but he’s all like “I’m from the future.” And all like “I’m in love with you.” And like “we have to save the planet!” First of all, I don’t wanna be in school but I certainly don’t want to run away with some guy I’ve never met before. Second of all, at least buy me dinner first! It’s a little presumptuous to think I’ll just run away with you because you’re cute and you say you’re from the future. So my best friend Jackie, who has always been jealous of me, tries to steal my thunder! She’s like “I’ll run away with you to the future!” And the guys is like “No, it has to be her.” Which felt really nice because most guys will just take what they can get. But I couldn’t be outshined by freakin Jackie. So, then I was like “yeah Jackie, stay in your lane.” I mean, I didn’t say that, but I really wanted to. Instead I was like “Fine, dude, I’ll come with you”. So he grabbed me by the hand and there was a huge flash of light. Thank god I was wearing my sunglasses, which are Gucci, by the way. So anyways, that’s how I ended up on a spaceship going through the galaxy instead of fourth period math class.

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