So you’re a lonely person( And let’s face it, you’re lonely) in a harsh world and you don’t know what to do or say to make people like you. Well lucky for you, you’ve come to the right place, my friend. Here are 5 easy steps to always be happy and get everyone to like you.

STEP 1- Become The Coolest Person In School

I mean, come on, everyone LOVES the coolest, most important person at school. It’s very simple, just treat all the nerds and lesser being like the popular kids do.

STEP 2- Act Arrogant

Arrogance is the key to everything, an undeniable sign of pure confidence. Most people aren’t gifted with that.

STEP 3- Be Depressed

Being sad will make people pity you. And pity means friends!

STEP 4- Just Relax

Cool people always relax everyday. Don’t quiet about anything. Need to study for a test? Just forget about it. Your best friends died? It was gonna happen anyways

STEP 5- wait this is still going? Ugh to much work, four is good enough right? Anyways just follow this easy steps and you will have the whole world in your palms.

Have a good rest of your life and remember, cool people always win 😎😎