A: “I can’t believe our neighbours are on the brink of death”

B: “Don’t say that. They can survive. maybe…”

A: “their house is on the edge of a building. I can see it tilting.”

B: “Well- maybe they’re out and safe!”

A: “Too much yelling coming from inside. And I see people walking through the window. They are definitely inside still. And definitely about to be dead.”

B: “you’re so morbid!”

•

There’s a moment of silence before “A” speaks again.

•

A: “How did the house get here in the first place?”

B: “how should I know!? It was further from the edge before.”

A: “Maybe it’s like that girl. What’s her name? Kansas chick with a dog… met a witch and a talking lion… Dorothy! Maybe a tornado came and blew out here. Like in that movie!”

B: “Thats stupid. There hasn’t been a tornado in a month.”

A: “oh yeah? Well I don’t see you coming up with ideas!”

B: “Well any other idea would be more realistic.”

A: “oh yeah? Then it must have been a giant that was playing with the houses at night and forgot to clean up this one.”

B: “Correction. Any idea that’s NOT yours would be more realistic.”