Dude has seven brothers. Yes, that’s where this freakin starts. And they’re all like crazy talented!

Friedrick is a freakin doctor! He got his doctorate really freakin early too! One of the best brain surgeons in the field and you can quote me on that!!

Eric is a true gentleman and is a literal Prince Charming. He could woo a skunk out of a wet paper bag and it would still make the ladies swoon!

Henry, Derrick, Gregory, Barley… to swear they are nothing short of angels would have you bed stricken all your days.

.. and… then there’s Toby.. there is something seriously wrong with this kid, right? Look at the way he blinks one eye at a time with that hundred yard stare. Literally never heard the kid speak about a darn thing that didn’t have to do with geckos.

Actually, scratch that, there’s one thing he likes more then geckos. It’s starring into his brothers’ souls.

Eric was just lounging in the parlor reading [insert bougie af book title here] drinking the finest herbal tea when.. freakin Toby.. over there in the far doorway stares so deeply into his inner being that it seems to wretch his very being from his chest.. why are you like this Toby, why?

The gecko doesn’t help things Toby. It’s still creepy.