“Did you flush your common sense down the bog whilst you were in there as well as your…”

“That’s enough Peter! See me after class!”

“But Sir! He said that my Mum found me in a dumpster!”

“Tommy; Peter was not found in a dumpster.”

“Thank you Sir.”

“I know because I was present when the aliens dropped him off in the cornfield down the road. Now can we please all get back to work!”