this date is going

so horribly wrong

when the pigeons

flew through

the air,

they pooped upon

our “fancy” meals

(but to

be honest

they did not

taste great,

i would suggest

more nutmeg)

so while you smile

muscles in your

face straining to

look pleasant,

but we both know

we would rather be

anywhere

but here,

personally

i’d go for

antarctica