Have you ever been to England?

I live there and here where the weather is unpredictable you have to take great care.

In the morning it’ll rain, by noon out comes the sun, then when the evening comes, its thunder and that’s not fun!

I wore a coat this morning on my way to work, but by the time I came home again I was sweating like a sinner in church.

It’s supposed to be Summer here on this island, but heaven forbid we have sun.

Summers in England you’re banned from having fun.

You don’t know what to expect, do you wear shorts? Do you wear a coat?

When it’s Summer in England, the road you live on becomes a moat.