JONATHAN:

I love Katie,

I love Renée.

I just want less drama,

And more lingerie!

If only they could love me

At the same damn time.

A man just wants a threesome…

What? Is that a crime?

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KATIE:

I love Jonathan.

I fucking hate Renée.

The way she looks at him…

All the games they play.

He tells me I’m the one,

And she swears they’re just friends.

But every time I’m not around,

He’s crawling into her bed!

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RENEE:

Katie can’t stand me.

I can’t say I’m surprised.

But damn, if she’d chill,

My bed is a king size!

Unfortunately, for now,

Jonathan will just have to do.

He’s not my type, but the sex is good

What’s a girl to do??

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NARRATOR:

As you can see, for some people,

Three, indeed, is a crowd.

But just imagine a world

Where no drama was allowed.

Remember, my friends,

To put your differences aside.

The possibilities could be endless.

You may just walk away satisfied.

😎