Hello, did you hear?

No, tell me about it.

Barry is cheating on Barbara, 

Buddy is cheating on Betty?

Did I hear you right?

No, Barry is cheating on Barbara!

Oh what a shame!

Hi, I have some terrible news

Who died this time?

No one…but I heard,

Buddy is cheating on Betty.

Oh that scoundrel!

Poor Becky and the kids.

That is just a shame!

Hello Becky, You need to sit down

I have some terrible news

I heard Bobby is leaving you

For his secretary Bonnie

Oh no, you heard it all wrong

It’s Betrude leaving Bertie for the pool boy.

And yes, it's quite a shame!