I exhalt your greatness,

As I plug you in,

The bright light from your screen,

Reveals my double chin,

The hours spent staring,

At your lovely face,

Has only enhanced my life,

Just an itty bitty trace,

Your smooth and sleek design,

A pretty device indeed!

Can slip right through my hands,

And crack with record speed!

The constant scroll of socials,

Has my attention split,

Between 100 things,

My mind is now a flit,

A tiny computer, yes,

A marvel and a wonder!

An expensive evolution

Of autocorrection blunders,

The instant connection of friends,

The handy information,

Is nice and useful, too,

Beyond our imagination,

We call each others phones,

But dont know their mobile number,

Relying on the iPhone,

Our minds? Just smart cucumbers.