TW: SWEARINGGGG NOT BAD THO I AINT A POTTY MOUTH LOL

I can’t cook. Full stop. But I have to since it’s my little sisters birthday today and mom is still asleep. Right how do I make this again. Do I use meat? Do I have to burn the knife? It’s not called burning Abi it’s called sterilising it. Sterilising it not burning it…

How many eggs again? 42? 1? NONE? IS MY SISTER SECRETLY ALLERGIC TO EGGS?? No she’s not Abi stop panicking calm down her favourite thing to eat is fucking omelettes..

Ok ok ok it’s going GREAT it said to remove the eggshells so I removed the eggshells and put it into the bowl while carefully putting the insides in the bin! Perfec- Shit. It was the other way round wasn’t it. Yes it was you need to whisk the eggs!!! That makes a lot more sense… right let’s restart this I’m sure I can do this.

Nah I can’t should I just order it off Asda… yeah ima order it off Asda.

23 pound for a stupid chocolate cake!?! Well it’s better than me baking it so I’ll buy it with 2 months of pocket money.

Task Avoided aka yippee yipeee yayayayayyayayay

Don’t kill me sister please love you!!