today is christmas i really like christmas christmas means food silly presents goofy a stalker who breaks into your house

yummy

christmas is real yummy

this year i got a kim kardashian signed print and some new undies

yummy i ate my undies even thought i wanted to wear them to school to the park to the movies to the mall

but it’s ok cause they tasted good really good

yummy i ate my kim kardashian signed print even though i wanted to flaunt it at school at the park at the movies at the mall

but it’s ok. people would probably want to steal it. cause it tastes so good! who knew kim used such a yummy pen.

so, maybe it’s for the best. no matter how much i’ll miss my undies and my kim kardashian signed print they tasted good so its all ok

(btw this is a joke it is christmas today but i didnt get that stuff lmao)