I knew that I should not have gone out to the bar

There was a great band playing the cha cha cha

Dancing and partying till the early dawn hours

Thinking I am superwoman with magic powers

Coming home with my head with banging drums inside

All I wanted to do is lay down and be still and to hide

Stumbling into the dimly lit bathroom mixing liquid in a cup

I felt horrible and nauseous and really needed to throw up

Not seeing what I did putting unknown things together then

I took a swig of the pink colored liquid blinking seeing a hen

As I looked around with my swimming crazy head I just stood still

What the heck did I drink making me see animals on the window sill

I pushed out the back door that changed into a barn and some hay

Rubbing my ‘old McDonald’s ‘eyes and can’t believe the nutty day

My headache was gone and the barnyard grew larger and unsure

Why did I think I am a scientist and tried to make a hangover cure