You asked me what day it was today. I said it’s October 9th. You were wearing that green sweatshirt you swore was yellow but everyone but you knows it’s green.

I smiled at you in the corridor today and you smiled back. My heart felt like it was gonna explode then go back together then explode again. I really wish you were my. My friend. We would be the best friends the world would have ever known. And then unexpectedly you would ask me to be your gf and we would get married and have 4 kids and die old together. That’s obviously what’s gonna happen you just doesn’t know it yet!

Today I took your phone.. I saw you on Snapchat all break yesterday what if you were talking to other girls? No you would never I just want to see your Snapchat chats to see if you admits your secretly IN LOVE with me. Ok ok ok enough stalling let’s just have a look at Chadmister? Oh you mean Chad! I know who Chad is.

Chad: Bro who’s your crush

You: Um do I have to answer??

Chad: Yessssss I wanna knowwww

You: fine I’m in love with Emily

EMILY WHO IS EMILY? MY NAME IS NOT EMILY? MY NAME IS SOPHIE! SAY. MY. NAME. Let me continue because he obviously loves me and has to mention me…

Chad: Bro have you seen how Sophie’s looking at you someone’s in LOVEEEE

You: Sophie?

OMG OMG OMG he knows my name!!! He knows my nameeeeee. This is the best day ever!!!! I thought he only knew me as weird girl or ginger girl. Nothing can ruin this day! And now your gonna admit your feelings for me aren’t you?

You: EW major ick have you seen her she’s absolutely D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G

Chad: I know right who would like such a freak…

Worst. Day. Ever. Emily’s the major ick! I’m beautiful! And you will know that! And you will date me! I know you will and nothing and no one is gonna stop you from loving me like you secretly do! Everyone loves me! I’m gonna go return his phone to reception….

On my way to reception i saw you. You and your ugly ass nose. Who pierces their nose that’s so uncool! Maybe I should pierce my nose would you love me more then? And you still haven’t changed your hair you don’t suit a bob you know! Should I cut my hair in a bob so you will ask me out?

When I placed your phone on the receptions old probably 90 year old desk you smiled at me differently not the way you normally do but the way I smile at you. The smile that means your actually pleased to see me for once. Snap out of it it’s just a guy you need to get over him! I can’t get over him but it’s ok I’m just a LITTLE in love with you…

“Hey” OMG OMG I JUST SPOKE TO YOUUU! DOES MY BREATH STINK? IT STINKS DOESNT IT?

“hey Sophie would you maybe want to be my gf your really cute and attractive you know that right?”

And a unicorn flew us off where we then got married on a rainbow with a unicorn officiant

BRR BRR BRRR

IT WAS JUST A DREAM. How sad and look your phones still on my nightstand. What crazy things you do when your just a little in love…