So, I sat down and sparked up my cart. Confused by the smell of the air, and the peculiar hiss circling around me. At first I just assumed they were gnats or some other insignificant bug. Rapidly and in sync they swarmed like starlings, become fewer and larger. Morphing into each other as they collided until a creature stood before me. Four feet tall with tiny scales resembling polished obsidian covering a human like face. Two eyes turned to four, back to three and then merged into one massive eye staring deep into me.

“Fuck! I’m late!” the creature exclaimed.

“You might as well give me a hit too. You sent me to stop you from coming here."