“YEEEEE HAAAAWW!!!!!! I’m a cowboy baby!”

Cornelius galloped through the desert, his companion, Fred not far behind. “Corneeeeeelious!!!!!” He whines. Cornelius rolled his eyes. And steers his pony round. “Yes Fred?” “when are we gonna take a break?” He whines. “We take no such breaks.” Cornelius puffed out his chest. “Listen Cornelius… I didn’t think it would have to come to this but we’ve been searching for days and haven’t made much progress, maybe we should head back “No way! We have come to far to abandon the search!” “How do we know we can even believe this thing is real? That old man was crazy and you know it.” Cornelious stops and turns his horse to face Fred. “He’s not crazy. I wont stop until I find…” Cornelious was cut short, when all of the sudden a bloodcurdling scream echos aross the desert. It rings in Cornelious ear, the ground rumbles beneath their feet. Slowly the sound dissapates and Fred looks to Cornelius in horror “What was that?” He says,his voice trembling He scans the desert, all he can see is endless miles of desert. The feeling is eerie, knowing something is out there, and they are all alone in the middle of nowhere. “Fred!” Cornelious exclaims He points towards the East. “Do you see that?” Fred squints his eyes and barely makes out a figure on the horizon, slowly walking towards them. “Do you know what this means!” Cornelious says excitedly “We’re dead.” Fred says. The figure becomes clearer as it gets nearer. It has an almost human outline yet much taller the height of a normal man By this time Fred is experiencing a panic attack. His heart beats like a hammer inside of his chest, too stunned to move he watches as the monster nears “I can’t believe after all these years, I finally found him!” Cornelious yells “Its all over. goodbye world.” Fred murmers looking up at the stars

Once again the monster howls making the ground shake even more violently than before. The scream would be enough to shatter glass, if there was any in the desolate desert. “Bigfoot Isn’t even supposed to live in the desert.” Fred cries in desperation.

When the monster approaches them Fred closes his eyes and clutches the reins in fear. Surpringly the horses stay calm. Cornelious gsllops closer to bigfoot and sticks out his hand in greeting Hesitantly, Bigfoot uses two of his big hairy fingers to akwardly shake Cornelius’s hand “Hello I am Cornelious. That man sulking behind me is Fred, my trusty sidekick.” Bigfoot nods. “Well I am so glad we met. Goodbye Bigfoot.” “THATS ALL?” Fred exclaims Biggoot raises an eyebrow at the sudden outburst “Yes Fred, I went to find bigfoot, And I found him. Now I would like to go home.” He turns to bigfoot and whispers,” sorry about my friend, sonetimes he is a bit slow.” Bigfoot nids understandably. Cornelious and Fred wave goodbye. When they make it home they enjoy some lovely baked potatoes.

The end.