WRITING OBSTACLE
Submitted by Katelyn Jane
Write a chapter of a self-help book written by the absolute worst person to receive this kind of advice from.
What kind of awful advice might be found here?
How To Stop Procrastinating
Hi!
I’m here to tell you procrastinators how not to procrastinate!
But first a story!
How about I tell you about that time…
No?
Ok. I’ll get to the point.
The best way to not procrastinate is to…
Excuse me. I have to go to the bathroom.
…
I’m back. So! Yes, the best way to not procrastinate is…
You know what? I’m kinda hungry. Just let me grab some food.
…
I’m back again. OK, here we go. The big one. The real answer.
Just let me finish my sandwich.
K, that’s done.
Now…
Hm. This is super tiring. I think I’ll go do some video gaming and take a nap.