“Hey! Watch where you’re going!” A Lyft driver screamed at me from his car. I had accidentally left the sidewalk as I was staring at the giant digital billboard with my image on it, with the words “Living Legend” above me in big blue letters. Granted, no one knew it was me, my mask does a pretty good job of keeping my identity secret, so the driver had no clue he was yelling at the man who had s...